"Look, Ma! No hands!"

“Men! Guard against mobile phone radiation affecting your nether regions with the new Slipway underwear,” reports The Independent on Sunday. “Specially designed to keep electronic fog from causing you some very personal service-affecting issues, they are [partly] made of silver thread. The Swiss makers [Isa Bodywear] claim they are so efficient that ‘phone calls originated within the confines of your underwear simply won’t connect.’ “

“4000 black (only) briefs have been made so far and 500 will be been given away for test purposes, by simply sending the company an email.”

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